So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
