Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I am available for nakedness
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
