I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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