he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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