these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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