But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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