We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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