Me too!
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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