But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I skipped work to stalk him.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She's the barista slut.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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