your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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