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(919): View more from North Carolina

Heybabeimwearingurpanties

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(914): View more from New York

Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts

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(719): View more from Colorado

Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...

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(256): View more from Alabama

i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?

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(352): View more from Florida

Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.

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(703): View more from Virginia

And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...

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