Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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