Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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