She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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