sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
