There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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