Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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