i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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