Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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