how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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