when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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