I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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