Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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