god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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