...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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