So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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