Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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