Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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