there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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