Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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