White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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