i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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