dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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