The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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