What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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