love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Randomize
