i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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