No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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