If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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