I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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