Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
