this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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