Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
