i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
