let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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