She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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