Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
