Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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