We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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