Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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